You came to this article because you are in love with Schitt Creek or know someone who keeps quoting Catherine o’harathe emblematic character of Moira Rose. The Emmy-winning Canadian show is, after all, a gold mine of sharp liners, heartwarming storylines, and downright hilarious twists. And now that the entire six-season series is on Netflix, more and more people are discovering the comedic magic that Catherine, Eugene Levy, Dan Levy, and Annie murphy created while portraying the Rose family.
And so, if you find yourself * positively embarrassed * with work-home meetings or holiday shopping errands, all you have to do is scroll through this guide for instant gift inspiration. As you will soon find out, this list contains a few
Alexis everything from tote bags and necklaces to shirts and kitchen supplies. Browse and simply get the best ideas for the Schittheads (yes, that’s what they call fans) in your life. Trust us, no one will act like a disgruntled pelican after unwrapping any of these gifts.
FYI: some items may be shipped later this year due to the pandemic. You can check all shipping times here to make sure your item arrives on time for the holidays.
Ornament “Ew 2020”
Ew, indeed. A little humor goes a long way with this ornament which recognizes this incredibly difficult year. We can only hope that 2021 will be a lot less * Schitty. *
“Fold in the cheese” spoons
Moira and David know all too well how difficult it can be to follow a recipe (even if it’s your own). But having these spoons will make any cooking experience in the kitchen a lot more fun … even if an argument breaks out over how to fold the cheese.
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Alexis Block Letter Monogram Necklace
Watch any episode of Schitt Creek, and you will fall in love with Alexis’ gold initial necklace. Fortunately, you can buy one for yourself and your friends at Anthropologie to mimic Alexis’ bohemian-chic aesthetic.
Pink Apothecary Candle
Let’s be honest: Everyone who saw the show wanted to shop at David and Patrick’s Rose Apothecary. Thanks to Belle Vie, you can now take home a little piece of the store with this soy and vegan candle. The best part? You can choose from all kinds of scents including sandalwood and suede, vanilla and amber, rainwater and violets, black ginger and bamboo, etc.
Pink apothecary gift box
If you want even more Rose Apothecary booty, look no further than the Beekman 1802 collection of rose scented personal care products. Each limited edition set includes a body lotion, lip balm, bar soap, and a hand poured soy candle that David would most certainly approve of. Gift the whole set to a loved one or divide the products for several stockings!
Face mask “I’m trying very hard not to connect”
Let David Rose’s so sassy lyrics inspire those around you to stay socially distant and safe while wearing this mask. Plus, you can also buy kid-sized ones if you want the whole family to fit.
Schitt’s Creek Quote Stickers
When you can’t choose which one Schitt Creek quotes from characters you love the most, these stickers will share the hilarity of all roses on anything. Stick them on laptops, folders, wherever your heart desires!
Schitt’s Creek Party Wine Labels
Rocker panel alert! The Schitthead you are looking for is sure to be wowed by these fun labels celebrating some of Moira and David’s best quotes. Better yet, buy a few for yourself just because.
New Years Eve Headband “Ew, 2020”
NYE will be very different this year. That said, no one should go without a festive headband to welcome 2021. While sipping champagne, say goodbye to 2020 in style with an Alexis-inspired headband. Bonus: If you need the piece to match your ensemble, these headbands come in multiple color combinations.
Schitt’s Creek Guess who? Thu
Because guess who? Schitt Creek the edition is the best edition. We can’t think of a better home activity to play during the holiday season than this classic game with a Rose family twist.
Tea towel “I asked you three times”
Stevie Budd just could never remember giving David his extra towel (except in Season 5 where she gave him monogrammed towels to him and Patrick as an engagement gift). Bring classic Stevie-David drama to your friend’s kitchen in the form of this cheeky tea towel.
A very schitty coloring book
As we all spend more time at home, coloring can be a creative way to release stress. Give it to your loved one and they can relax and color the garden of Moira Rose, David in his Café Tropical baseball uniform and other hilarious scenes from the show. Think of all the ways to color Moira’s wigs!
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“Best wishes, warmest regards” pint glasses
Non-wine drinkers love it Schitt criesk too! As you revisit the six seasons, applaud your couch mate with these sassy pint glasses inspired by David and Stevie’s unique sarcastic humor.
“Ew, David” Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt
Although there are many Merchandise “Ew, David” There, nothing captures Alexis’ loathing like this shirt, which also includes his iconic hand gesture. Just looking at this tee, you can hear Alexis yelling at her brother.
Schitt’s Creek “Baby” jumpsuit
We guarantee that your friend or family member will take a million Instagram photos of their little baby in this adorable onesie. Every Rolland Jr. will look so cute in there!
“Stop Acting Like A Disgruntled Pelican” Magnet
Whenever a bad mood strikes, this Moira magnet will be there as an important reminder to put on a happy face. Because as Moira rightly pointed out, “Who knows what will happen to us tomorrow … You could be hit by a mack truck or knocked over on your head by a small piece of space debris.” So better not spend our time acting like disgruntled pelicans!
“Gossip is the Devil’s Phone” iPhone Case
Moira’s golden advice, which she sarcastically told Twyla after chatting about Alexis’ love life, fits perfectly into this colorful phone case that comes in 18 different sizes. Even if you are not a fan of the show, you have to admit that the saying is a very good rule to follow.
Rosebud Motel Baseball Cap
It’s like the Rosebud Motel has its own gift shop. These navy blue hats will match all kinds of outfits and occasions, while subtly supporting Stevie and Johnny’s motel expansion project. Plus, it’s adjustable, so you don’t have to worry about the wrong size.
Pink apothecary sweatshirt
Speaking of Rose Apothecary, if candles aren’t really your (or your friend’s) thing, get a sweatshirt featuring the store logo instead. While black is definitely David’s first choice, you can also buy the hoodie in navy blue, royal blue, or dark gray.
You are simply the best keychain
Need a cute idea for a best friend or significant other? Remind them that they are better than everyone else with this adorable set of keychains. Every time they watch it, they’ll be thinking of you … and David Lip’s touching moment synced Tina Turner’s classic song with Patrick. But above all you!
This wine is a horrible wine glass
Your beloved Jazzagals will appreciate this nod to Moira and her experience with Herb’s not-so-good fruit wines. Having said that, we sincerely hope your vino tastes better.
Moira’s Wig Book
Krista, Robin, Maureen – the whole gang is here! Knowing that Moira’s wigs meant everything to her, you can commemorate such an important aspect of her character with this notebook. As you can see some of her most iconic babies are printed on it.
Sunglasses inspired by David Rose
For the dramatic queens in your life, give them round white glasses, like the ones David wears when he’s on top of everything and everything. For just $ 9, you might want to buy a pair for yourself. Hey, why not?
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“Crows Have Eyes 3” Poster
While we will never get to see Moira playing Dr. Clara Mandrak, we can purchase a movie poster of the fictional film. Just heed Moira’s advice: don’t look the crows in the eye!
“I am frankly embarrassed by meetings and so on”
Talk about the perfect addition to a home office space. Hang up and your loved ones will With a bit of luck get the indication that you are busy. With a bit of luck.
Funko Pop! Moira TV figure
Schitt’s Creek pencil set
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